Logo bumper sticker

in the early 1800's, Swedish inventor Jeremy H. Sticker delivered his gift to the world. Taking his love for adhesive goo, and combining it with his insatiable lust for stanky riffs, Jeremy H. Sticker crafted a modern miracle: The Bumper Sticker.

Coming from a family of impoverished shoe farmers, Jeremy didn't have the financial resources to bring his amazing invention to the people of the world. He would spend the next 7 years seeking financial backing from branding giants of his day, only to be rejected time and time again. "Ew, its so sticky and dumb. GET OUT OF HERE" the would say.

Leaving a particularly demoralizing meeting with the marketing firm, Biboogly Corp, Jeremy was feeling down and out. In an act of pure frustration, He took his most recent Sticker (TM) product, peeled the paper backing off, and defiantly slammed it against the brick walls outside of Biboogly Corp.

Suddenly it clicked. "I can be my OWN marketing team."

Within weeks, Jeremy's Stickers beautifully peppered the landscape of his home town in [pick a town] Sweden. People stopped dead in their tracks, mesmerized by the beauty of this custom expression. "Oh hoopy doo, how I crave to stick things on places like this!" people would scream at uncomfortable volumes.

Obviously, the rest is history.

Thank you Jeremy H. Sticker. Thank you, from all of us.